It is spring, everything is in full bloom, my sale was extrememly successful and will take me three weeks to fulfill all the orders. But sadly I am not jumping up and down. I am just down. I think someone must have hit me scare in the forhead with a brick. I would confess to a hangover, but I gave up the sauce for Lent. This is the second time since Lent began that I have felt just like I had a hangover. I mean I have nausea, then the awful headache that renders me helpless, and then an insatiable urge for Krystal hamburgers. This is probably more than you ever wanted to know, but now you know it and you may judge me harshly. I even bought Krystal stock once. It bombed. It was the first stock I ever bought.
For those of you not in the south, Krystal are little square burgers, sometimes called drawer burgers. They have moist yummy buns, lots of weird little onions and no nutritional value. They also have the best Cokes ever! They may have a bit more soda that sugar and they can cure a hangover better than anything. I only eat at Krystal when I have the "Boogy Woogie Flue" or its faux cousin, which I am suffering from right now.
Anyway, my strength is waining, and I cannot think anymore because it hurts. I will work on orders this weekend. For you youngsters out there, there is one thing I know is true. Only the good die young.